Posts Tagged ‘everybody’
Why does everyone hate me?
September 9th, 2008 • 6 comments Angst, Fiction, Humor, Pointless, Random, XXX
Tags: emo, everybody, geek, hate, hell
Haha! With this funky clothes and this calculator, I will surely get my classmates’ respect!
August 1, 2007
Dear Diary,
At school, the bully in class dumped his lunch in my backpack. When I confronted him, he planted his fist on my nose. I was bleeding, so I was sent to the clinic to get some cure. But when the nurse was doing my nose, it hurt, so I was kinda groaning out of paining. Then the nurse, told me, “Shut the fuck up, kid. You’ll get your fucking big mouth in blood too if you don’t shut up!”
August 6, 2007
Dear Diary,
Our science experiment with raw eggs was fun but my classmates threw them at me after science class. I was crying but everyone was laughing. When I got home, I told my dad about what happened at school, and he said, “Whatever, loser!”. I hate my dad.
August 10, 2007
Dear Diary,
We had a pop quiz in Math about division of fractions. Of course I got a perfect score and a kick from Jerry. The pain was terrible and it felt like my nuts changed place with my kidneys. I went to the restroom and saw my pants all covered with blood. When the janitor saw me, he kept on laughing and he said, “God! You’re dick’s menstruating!”.
The next thing I knew, I was sent to the hospital.
August 13, 2007
Dear Diary,
I felt a bit of relief when I knew I was in the hospital, at least, I’m far from my classmates and from the kids at school. One time, a group of doctors came near my hospital bed and talked to me:
“Hey! Are you the kid with the bleeding groin?”
“Uhh…yeah.”
“Hahahahahaha!!! Are you wearing napkin today? ‘Cause you might just mess up the hospital bed with boy mens! Hahahahahahaha!!!”
I don’t think there’s anything funny there. God, I hate doctors.
August 16, 2007
Dear Diary,
On the way home from the hospital, dad (who was driving the car) crushed a beer bottle at my head and pushed me out of his car. On the freeway. At 200 mph. I hate my dad.
I was sent again to the hospital and got broken ribs, fractured spine, and crushed arms.
