The things I don’t want to receive as a Christmas gift

December 4th, 2008 • Angst, Humor, Random, XXX • 8 comments

Why is Santa So Jolly? Because he knows where all the bad girls live!

Imma start off by saying that Christmas day is my favorite day in the year. Next is my birthday (which is on January 7 LOL). Why? ‘Cause that’s when the flood of moolah inside some red “Chinese” envelope deluges me. Anyway, if you happen to be wondering what to give me this Christmas, let me help you out by listing the things I don’t want to receive as a Christmas gift:

• picture frames
• stuff toys
• scented candles
• photo albums
• underwear
• anything Stephenie Meyer
• anything Twilight (teh link leads to a nude photo of Edward Cullen) f(-_-)f
• shampoo
• toothbrush
• condoms (WTF)
• 2009 calendar
• pornogrpahic magazines (PLEASE! Don’t screw me up on my mom) x_o
• willie warmer (LOLz)
• exercise videos/diet books (GAWD! My mom needs these…give ‘em to her!)
• alphabet magnets

So at least you know what not to give me this Christmas. Now let me ask you, what are the things you don’t want to receive as a Christmas gift?

Be my guest

November 23rd, 2008 • Personal, Random • 3 comments

Six days without blogging seems like a year of coma. Srsly. I cannot really think of anything substantial to blog. Where have I been? What have I been doing? Well, I’m conspicuously busy for our Oregon-Oxford debate tomorrow. I have been editing my speech for a million times, checking and cleaning some loopholes. And I still doubt if my opponent wouldn’t find any. I’m not truly confident because I’m not really into public speaking and doing arguments like a madman. So I just wish my team could pull everything off, and with me being the team captain…well, I really need to dose myself in pain killers.

Another thing that really gets me doped is the cosplay thingy at school. I’ve been mulling over which anime character to cosplay because I seriously don’t know which fits me right.

Anyway, I’m not really looking forward to Christmas and receive gifts and all. I just wanna spend my Holidays peacefully with the scene of me, sitting on the couch on Christmas eve, nomnomnoming my aunt’s Italian pasta or whatever she calls it (she actually lives in Italy and me doesn’t know if she’ll come for Christmas…I seriously miss her pasta), or something very Christmas-y while reading a book. My family will actually spend the Christmas in Batangas in my dead grandma’s house which is now called as our “rest house” (say what?!) ’cause nobody currently lives there and since it’s big enough for the whole Atienza clan to hold a parteeh. To tell you the truth, I really miss that place right now. I miss the nearby beach, I miss the salt-water breeze, I miss the mountains, I miss the four-hour ride, I miss the dead flowers in what used to be as my gradma’s garden, I miss the stinky pigs in the backyard — which is all great and which is all I wanna be at right now.

Oh yeah, if ever you’re planning to give me a Christmas present, please let it be a book. Any good book will do…but puh-lease, no Stephenie Meyer. LOL.

Speaking of Stephenie Meyer, even though I forcefully stopped reading Twilight, I’m actually looking forward to seeing the movie. Be my company, perhaps?

So for now, that’s actually everything I could update this blog with.

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This just in: I’m actually having my teammates for teh debate come by my house this afternoon since teh folks and teh little sis are goin’ out. I actually hate my mom every time she ’s totally and seriously concern of my visitors. She’s always like, “malinis ba yung bahay?”, “ano ipapakain mo sa kanila?”, “ga’no katagal kayo dito?”, “ano gagawin nyo?”. I know she’s just merely being a mother but telling her “everything’s ok” won’t make her calm down. Oh mom.

The cabinet apocalypse

November 16th, 2008 • Narratives, Nostalgia, Personal, Random, Thoughts • 2 comments

(image from this link)

On the corner of my cluttered room, lies a five-foot tall cabinet. Adjacent to it is a long bench which mom put there just for the hell of it. I move the bench because it’s covering the bottom drawer. I open the bottom drawer and a cloud of dust nearly intoxicates me.

Inside is a lot of things — papers, old test papers, my sister’s test papers, envelopes containing papers, pokemon stuff, Diablo playstation CD, DVDs, pictures, ripped gift wrappers, some top secret stuff, and a lot of old stuff.

In the first place, I don’t know what came into my mind why I suddenly felt like opening the bottom drawer of that cabinet. Second, a huge mass of nostalgia hit me from the back as I browse through the things there. And it sort of reminded me of how far I’ve reached and the things I’ve been doing the past few years. Oh well. I guess things are just there to remind you that they’re there and that someday, they might be moved to somewhere.

Another random post. Gah. Been doing nothing much these days.

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