Archive for October, 2008
An attempt to do a film review on HSM3, to go to college, and to get a haircut
October 29th, 2008 • 11 comments Movies, Opinions, Random, Thoughts
Tags: East High, film review, Gabriella, Haircut, high school musical 3, HSM 3, HSM 3 film review, Troy, UST, Wildcats
“Is that hardcore porn?”
“No. But how I wish it was porn.”
I went to the mall yesterday with some friends to watch High School Musical 3: Senior Year. The film is all about Troy and Gabriella, faced with the great expectation of being separated with each other as they go on with their individual directions after graduation. Apparently, the production uses its big budget to improve the cinematography itself compared to the other HSM films.
The story doesn’t actually kick in and is frustratingly shallow — completely focused on its target audience which won’t seem to care about the depth of the story. But what’s good about the movie and what gives it a good reputation is its ravishing and appealing dance numbers and performances.
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Dad and I went to University of Sto. Tomas this morning to submit my application form. And as I hand my form to the guy at the Admission Office, he asked for another 2×2 pic and a photocopy of my birth certificate.
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WTF. I suddenly knew that I forgot to bring my birth certificate. And so dad was kinda nagging me. The guy told us to come back when he have already completed the requirements. Gah. And so on the way home, I was accompanied by great traffic, so much exhaustion, and dad’s babbling nags.
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I suddenly felt the urge to get a haircut. Meh.
I don’t know why, but this picture really inspires me to get a new haircut:
I only got a week to save the world
October 25th, 2008 • 2 comments Angst, High School, Humor, Personal, Random
Tags: cat, high school musical 3, laziness, parents, sembreak, sexual desire, upgrade, wordpress 2.6.3, wordpress automatic upgrade plugin
That’s one lazy bitch.
Okay, so I just upgraded this blog to WP 2.6.3. I hate Wordpress for updating every now and then. Gah. But thanks to Wordpress Automatic Upgrade Plugin, I got no worry whatsoever upgrading and I don’t hafta tweak into my blog’s files and all ’cause that freaks me.
Anyway, I don’t wanna turn this post into a paid post about some kickass plugin. For now, I wanna talk about the fresh minty breath of sembreak (I have no idea why it’s “minty”).
Sembreak is synonymous with laziness and as we all know, laziness is students’ favorite pastime. But in my case, teh folks have already told my sister and I that we are obliged to do house chores for the whole sembreak. And as a senior student, that just sucks big time. Being lazy is a tough job, ya knoes. Sometimes, you get butt cramps. And sometimes, when watching TV, your head is not in the right position and you can’t reach the remote, which is terrible.
But whatever the heck will happen to me in this sembreak should turn out awesome. That is, without the folks destroying my plans of pwning this vacation. And what are the plans?
- Watch High School Musical 3 with a group of friends on Tuesday. (teh folks have no idea of this so keep your big mouth shut. I just told them that we have to meet for the upcoming debate at school)
- Well, at least try to read some good books.
- Blow all my money off. (meh. It’s sembreak…what’re the odds?)
- Help my cat relieve all that sexual desire she’s feeling. (STFU. I know what you’re thinking…and it’s not that. What I mean with “relieve” is at least, comfort her)
- Eat a lot.
- Rest a lot.
So before the forces of the parents annihilate my evil plans, I shall, at least, think nice that my sembreak will turn out just fine. *winks*
*Lazy bitch picture courtesy of this link.
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Thrown about into a world of amiss
Whilst in the saddle of a looped gushing of agitation
Sudden despair, I suppose
But nay…
I
just
pine
thou.
Stay plastic. Stay tragic.
October 20th, 2008 • 5 comments Fiction, Humor, Narratives, Random, Thoughts, XXX
TRAGIC — “”I swear to Walt Disney kid, I’m going to rape you!”
***BEWARE: Uber-lengthy and contains unpleasant words. Lolz. But heck, who cares? Read on…
A real tragic story starts and ends with dullness, and with people who claim to be devastated when it is obvious they’re stoned, dressed in stupid costumes and pretending to die.
One tragic story begins in a far away land where there is nothing but tall, brown grasses. Along the vast area of boring grass and orange sunset, lies a small hut. Living there is a young, fine lady of the name Snowball. Snowball loves to wander off the woods, fluttering like moronic butterflies, swaying her rugged smelly skirt, and singing dumb songs only a fairy-tale tramp would only most likely to sing.
Snowball lives with her aging parents who do nothing for a living, but picking fruits and vegetables from someone else’s farm. One morning, while Snowball’s parents were out to steal food, Snowball was at her bedroom window, talking to birds like a schizophrenic prostitute. “What should I do today, bird?” asked Snowball.
“Tweeeet. Tweet. Tweeeeet.” answered the bird.
“That’s a great idea, bird. But I can’t. Mother and Father would get angry if they would know I’m out.”
“Tweeeeeeeeeeet. Tweeet.”
“Are you sure they won’t know?”
“Tweeet.”
“Okay then, let’s go out.”
Birds are a bad influence. I knew those tweeets mean something. Anyway, so Snowball went out, frolicking in the woods, singing and talking to animals. Fairy tales sure are full of retards. But heck, kids love that.
Before tragedy came in, Snowball felt tired from all that craziness she’d been doing. So, when she came by a stream in the middle of the woods, she felt a bit exhausted. So she took her dirty dress off and dipped into the cold stream, totally nekkid. Birds kept on tweeting, rabbits kept on hopping, and wolves kept of howling as the nekkid Snowball dipped herself, deeper and deeper, into the cold stream.
